"Get the J.J.B.L.T. Perfect ratio of mayo to all the other ingredients!"
"Got my lettuceless and tomatoless spicy chicken sandwich home to find there's no mayo on it. Check your sandwiches before leaving this incompetent place!!"
"This Wendy's consistently sucks. Today they're out of lettuce and tomato. And there's no line, but had to wait forever for my to-go order."
"Watch out for the oblivious yuppies speeding out of the McDonald's drive thru as you're entering the parking lot."
"Pumpkin spice is one of the brewed coffee choices!"
"This is the only UDF I've seen that has pumpkin spice coffee. Winning!"