"Whatever you do, do not rearrange the furniture."
"If you are a patient, Dr. Daun will see/adjust your child for one dollar. Dollars are collected in a can at front desk and he donates the proceeds to a local charity."
"Dr. Daun is a triathlete so he is especially good for those looking for a chiropractor who is well versed with athletic related issues."
"This tunnel is WAY more awesome than the other tunnel."
"Drive right over and bypass the nightmare that is Walmart."