"Listen to the tips about parking here. DON'T park at the Center's parking lot. Bad!!!"
"Best $5 Micheladas that I have ever had, and I'm not talking about the "Kool-Aid" mix that supermarkets sell."
"Try the coffee, non-decaf. It's good."
"The salsa that is served with the chips is spicy. If you do eat the salsa, be prepare to purchase some Pepto-Bismol."