"here's a freaking tip ! why don't you call me sometime hoe ! damn even a text ! lol i have the same number btw"
"The lady is rude ! Real rude"
"Nap time is the best time of day !"
"Open on Sundays but doesn't work the ppl that actually know how to do eyebrows ! Ugh!"
"Crazy weather today, be safe everyone !"
"I love my girlfriend :)"