"Come here to drink beer, not for food. While the food is subpar, the beer is really good. I suggest going somewhere else to dine."
"It's great to see Brewteco brewing their own beers, and Lapa is the perfect place to have a brewery. 💃🕺🍻"
"I think I simply discovered my concept of what paradise ought to be... the consistent smell of bubbling wart and mash in the windy dry air and playing fetch with my Aussie is sufficient to affirms."
"Collards are pretty good."
"The "O' Larry" Saint Patty's Day special! Corn f'n Beef"