"Don't believe the negative reviews. This is the best dead end-smells like ass-utterly depressing-dismal-environmentally unfriendly gondola ride in the contiguous 48!"
"Fan frickin' tastic community."
"This place is Fricking perfect. Phil the owner is a true philosopher. Good place to relax. And, as Phil says, just don't worry about it!"
"Happiness is . . . Personal video screen. Love ya Delta (today)."
"Brent has magic fingers on a tired scalp. Best blow out . . . twss."
"Amazing hotel. What a welcome wagon of wonder."