"GREAT service, everyone is super friendly and helpful, and they really try very hard to make sure you find the right pet for you!"
"JUMBO JENGA. WAFFLES FRIES. BEERS. TITTIES."
"20oz Guinness. Need I say more?"
"If you love cheap drinks, badass bartenders, weird people, and having the best time in your life, this is the bar for you."