"Don't get here early. This lowes opens at 7:05."
"What kind of donut shop doesn't have apple fritters or cinnamon rolls on a Saturday morning?"
"The staff here is so friendly and helpful that you won't want to leave!"
"The mayor is a real nice lady, easy on the eyes too!"
"You won't find a better hot wing in town!"
"What we don't have in space we make up for in squirrels "