"$20 for a taste is probably the highest in the valley."
"NFL Special: $1 street tacos (carnitas, pollo, pastor) every game...can't beat that! Great food and great people."
"If opening a business account, don't forget your "Statement of Intent" as it's required...live & learn!"
"If the Port is crowded and you're looking for a slice and a beer, head to the bottle shop!"
"Funny Bone pal ale is a tasty treat!"