"I believe this bridge is made of paper mâché!"
"This place is slow and disorganized. If you have a better meal option, I strongly suggest you take it. Unless you got 20 minutes to waste as the crew stands around looking stupid"
"Pumpkin Spice iced coffee is DELISH! Try one when you get a chance! :) PS-the service here ROCKS!"
"This place is HITTIN!!! That means the food is incredible. I suggest you stop by"
"The service sucks! If you can, go to another grocery store"
"This is the most convenient spot in town. You can get anywhere from here. The mayor is never around, though! OPEN MAYORSHIP!!!"