"Computers in the second floor lab are slow as hell. Avoid"
"Everything is great! Get general tso's spicy!"
"Don't feed the animals."
"I've been to The Palace one time. Left with lice and an infection. Oh and steer clear of the one they call Joe. He bites and he's always hungry."
"Study rooms on the second floor are the spot to study."
"I was a Pickle virgin before coming here and I wish I had stayed one..."