"Why is everything so darned expensive here? No sales ever? Eeesh!"
"Stalkers & Gawkers is back! We're monthly now! Get dirty and drunk! Some Monday, every month!"
"Whose house? Lisa's house!"
"The lines here are always abominable. Hire more workers! I'm not trying to move in here!"
"Awesome stuff, but worst lines I've ever seen - hire some people already!"
"Tell all your friends in Brooklyn bands to come rehearse here! Greenpoint6@gmail.com. Best rates!"