"You HAVE to call to get picked up here. Orherwise, the driver might just skip past to save time. Very frustrating, but whatever. 805-827-4444"
"Not to be confused with Element Coffee in Old Town Camarillo, although they share an owner."
"Staff here is among the most scoldy I have encountered, ever, anywhere. 'It's a simple ?' said the dude in appliances. 'For future reference ...' said the woman at checkout. Uh uh. No."
"Bring your own bags, or they'll charge you 10 cents each for theirs. Cashiers are forced to use a needlessly labyrinthine process if you pay by debit card."
"Whoops! Make that: food trucks come here first Thursday of the month February through May. Then they move to two other locations other months."