"edit: knees are vulnerable as well!"
"seafood pho is nom! there's actually seafood in it. and it's goooooooood. by phar my phavorite pho phind! <3"
"looooove the extensive variety of car fresheners!"
"spicy tuna donburi! and hamachi nigiri = mouth orgasm. no joke."
"careful not to stub your toes. you may be distracted and too focused on the eye level obstructions.. but tootsies beware!"
"the commute from the packrat palace to stoney road is uphill. take caution especially when intoxicated. WUI's in effect!"