Mike Tepper

"That's really funny Stanfurd, I pee on that seal every time I walk home drunk..."

"Beware of Tosha, the ankle-biting Pomeranian. She will eat you!"

"Pull out your electronic device they told you to turn off and have at it. Do everything in your power not to die of boredom! -M. Tepper"

"Bring your prized champion to enter in the blood bath known as THE ARENA! Any creature may enter, but only one will survive."