"The standards here are awesome!"
"Mango Chipotle makes for an awesome dry wing! But if you prefer a spicy hot wing with a touch of sweetness, try the Dusty Muckaroo."
"Shredded meat fried noodle is done perfectly, must try."
"I was skeptical about the new Behr primer+paint combo, but I've used it twice now and it really works! You need to put on two coats for complete coverage and the results are worth it."
"Still the undisputed fries champion of the planet."