"Waited 15 minutes at the bar - no one so much as acknowledged my presence. Other people having the same experience. Lots of remarks from staff about how busy they were but saw little work being done."
"So many choices for sauce yet they all have tomatoes in them."
"The principality of Glasgopolis."
"The fantastic plastic place! ;-)"
"Quite possibly the best gelato on earth. Tiramisu tastes just like tiramisu, salted caramel with white chip = heaven."