"Scoring a power plug in this area is tricky and scarce. Be sure to look behind chairs closely."
"The midterm is a bitch. Make sure to have plenty of extra oxygen tanks on hand."
"The view from #23 (The Puffin suite) is amazing. Just turn the couch towards the window!"
"Amongst a sea of hair dressers, Amy is a true artist. The choice is simple."
"A washer load costs a buck, and you can keep the dryer going on a quarter for several cycles. Dont let the manger know !"
"There is always somebody new and adventurous living under the Rhododendron tree. But don't get too close; they may ask for a quarter or a cigarette."