"Use the nearby pilot rest facilities. This rest area is NOT worth it. More urine on floors than in toilet bowls."
"Requested nonfruity timbits and received fruity timbits."
"Don't flush anything besides toilet paper. :)"
"No cows to milk around here. Gotta go back to the country to get fresh milky milk for my beebs."
"Kitty kitty likes cheesy pizza"
"Kitty Bebe loves her some milky milk. Don't forget to pick her up a gallon. :)"