"Make sure you bring a sweater in case you sit under one of the air vents..."
"WTF they don't have cards..."
"Why does everyone rave about these bagels? -.-"
"Thought I wouldn't be able to afford this store based on looking in the window, but everything is cheap and stylish!"
"Worst hospital I've ever been to. People are ridiculous and don't want to deal with you. They'll also screw up routine procedures and kill you."