"Yellowtail Snapper was soggy on the outside AND dry on the inside. The side of sautéed spinach was sitting in about a quarter inch of oil. Disappointing."
"World's coolest youth minister."
"Do yourself a favor and avoid. Seriously, Chuck-E-Cheese level pizza."
"Had the Aussie Eggs Benedict. Really, really good. The owners are nice and friendly, too. Avoid the Vegemite. That crap's from Satan."
"I love to pleasure the workers here!"