"The bugs sink to the bottom so fish them out before you swim!"
"The everything bagels are so flavorful!!! Make sure they don't skim on the cream cheese."
"The chairs look much more welcoming than they are comfortable."
"The treadmills by the stretching area have a much better view than ones by the weights! Gives you plenty to look at while you run in place."
"Spend some time with our pretty pet, Sharkbait!"
"In the spring the gazebos will be filled with baby birds! Catch a peek before the mama gets angry!"