"Best potato pancakes ever. Period."
"If you're looking for an angry white rapper... Wrong place"
"Price fluctuates depending on what waiter you get...but the French toast is the best I've had in Astoria"
"The beer is always cold and the Martinis are shaken...never stirred"
"Best Mac and cheese I've ever had. Get it with bacon! The salt and pepper ribs are amazing too!"