"Best Mexican in DTown! Try the chicken with cheese on rice! NOM NOM"
"Try the beach club with light mayo! It will tickle your fancy"
"Welcome to the Coch pit! The coolest people in the world live here with their cool dog."
"Come in and buy some awesome stuff! Von Maur is the best store EVER!!"
"My super hot fiance lives here! Ladies, stay away! ;)"