"Making shadow puppets in an empty theatre."
"Wings and hockey! Best local bar around!"
"The nachos are awesome, but you have to get a dodger did when you're here!!!"
"It's a lot of fun to pick on the kids that work there! I like to make fun of the movies they like, they pick some really crappy ones, except for the kid that likes butch Cassidy and the sundance kid."
"If the creepy usher asks you to go into the broom closet...don't do it. He did NOT hand me a broom handle!"
"They won't make decaf in the afternoon. Tell them I said so and they will!"