"The hidden treasure of Chelsea. Everything fresh and delicious."
"Gary's an incredibly knowledgeable coffee maven and serves a wicked BLT to boot. Hidden gem."
"If it's pumpkin muffin season, it's your lucky ass day."
"Gus is the best commercial SFX guy in LA. Congrats on finding him."
"Should you be lucky enough to encounter one of SSB's magic squares, get ready to be transported to Planet ExtraDelicious."
"Easily the best single brewed coffee in Manhattan. The latte will rip your shirt off, it's so good."