"Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and o.k. for you."
"Try the homemade spaghetti sauce."
"Please keep your party together when waiting in line for attractions. Proper protocol is to wait for the rest of your party to catch up, not the usual method of cutting your way"
"If you pet the lions at the gate you will be blessed with good fortune."
"Tried to buy car stereo but as usual there wasn't a single employee around to help me. I guess Ill be buying it elsewhere."