"The current mayor is a sham. Viva la revolution"
"You are going down Jennifer!"
"I am the mayor now! Come at me bro"
"Every sunday you will want to run over the flag football dorks with the Lucky Old Souls truck for taking up the bowl to look like a bunch of failures"
"Walk your dogs here from 7am to 9am and 5pm to 7pm to meet a lot of cool people!"
"Stay away from the weird old guy that watches survivor every week"