"Beware of the crazy feline!"
"Rub Chloe's belly for good luck."
"We stayed in the suite but when we arrived it looked as though someone pulled up the sheets w/out changing them. The pillows didn't smell clean."
"Rub Chloe's belly for luck...rub Buddy's belly and get bitten."
"Awesome Lebanese food although it looks ghetto inside. Order the beef for an ultimate experience of flavor!"
"Go here if you're gay...what?!?! I mean gay as in happy.... ; )"