"Is it a bad sign that while I am sitting here getting my brakes redone after they messed them up less than a week ago 2 more people came in with the same type of issue?"
"Absolutely the best place in South Jeffco to get your small animals taken care of. I highly recommend them to anyone who's little ones (gerbils, guinea pigs, rabbits) need a little extra TLC."
"The mayor is Sexy. Ijs."
"Rules in the hug and go: left lane is for driving, right lane is for parking and dropping off. Please don't get it backwards."
"Needs to be called "Pain train gym". No doughnuts allow!"
"As if parking wasn't stupid already... welcome to fall semester! WTH?!?"