"I've never been to a Starbucks with such rude employees. If you are 4th (or lower) in line, prepare to wait 15 minutes for your drink."
"Enjoy the wonders of No. 707!"
"This is the huntiest house in all of this hunty city, hunty! Come visit for great food, great cocktails, and great friends! Ask for Hunty."
"Talk to the people at the Reference Desk - they are fun and helpful!"
"Try the Cheese Enchiladas - so yummy!"