"Service is SLOW, and could care less if you're here."
"It's not on the menu, but ask about the "Feist for One" special!"
"SLOWWWWW, and can only do ONE thing at a time."
"Try the Pin Wheels...Ummmmm!"
"Dr. Joe Cracks Me Up :)"
"Great airport, friendly staff, quick TSA line, Great Music on the intercom. If you're looking the cell lot keep an eye out for a metal statue of a Fork, as in "Fork in the Road", just park behind it."