"Save room for gelato..."
"Great big portions and a creative, doesn't-take-itself-too-seriously menu. Perfect for sharing before you run across the street to the Apple Store!"
"I ordered the chicken salad sandwich, minus the bread (which I'm sure is tasty). It was a delicious cold plate, just the right size!"
"Watch out for the window sill when you sit in the chairs against the glass--if you're at least medium height, there's a good chance you could bump something and hurt yourself!"
"Melted Brie appetizer is HUGE. Chicken pot pie is especially good. Chocolate mousse is very nice to finish with..."
"Skip this place. Service is awful and the steaks, while good, aren't worth the wait."