"If you think a Barnes & Noble Cafe accepts Starbucks gift cards, then you're an idiot. That's like expecting Lowe's to accept Home Depot gift cards because they're both hardware stores"
"Slow service. Baristas would rather chat with each other than earn a paycheck. Disgusting, the milk bar looked like it hadn't been cleaned in days. Even the patrons are bad"
"Don't get your wisdom teeth taken out here. Everything else is great"
"Lack of Pumpkin Spice is a first world problem. Avoid diabetes and just get some regular coffee."
"Worst parking in Vienna"
"Best DMV ever. I've come twice and both times my number was called even before I had filled out the forms required."