Jake Turrentine

"Do not go to Tequileria. We waited 15 min just to order water. Terrible service."

"Sylvia is awesome. At the end of the haircut, you get your neck shaved with warm lather and a straight razor... And a little shoulder massage!"

"Definitely a hidden pearl in Uptown. $18 pitcher of Sangria. Fast service, great food. Hint: Try the blood sausage... It's a lot better than you'd think."