"This place is slow, but the food is awesome!"
"Never really much here in the way of kids toys, but you can always find some pretty awesome clothes/dresses/shoes there. 1 minute ago"
"Watch out for the crackheads both in and outside of the store & don't give them your money!"
"And watch out for the trash can diggers looking for soda cans."
"Why do the pool hours on the pool gate say that it's open til midnight, yet security kicks you out at 9pm?"
"This city isn't perfect, but it's way better than San Berna-ghetto!"