"If you ask politely, they will make Soy Chorizo Nachos! Great alternative if you're vegetarian! So good it should be on the menu!"
"Excellent service and very good food! Makes you want to try everything!"
"This is a wonderful place for petting doggies!"
"Great place to get all your brewing supplies! Also if your an AHA member you get a nice little discount."
"Great place to live, except for the ghost."
"Come in on Monday's and get a drink from Ebay the three hundred lbs. Samoan!"