"$3 Mimosas are a must for weekend brunch."
"Go online for a $50 off coupon on Japanese Straightening! Comes to $150 no matter what your hair length. Takes about three hours. Great results!"
"Pre fixe menu for brunch under $20!"
"Seriously the only place I've been where "4 inches off" actually means "4 inches off". Longer hair gets pricier but still a good deal!"
"Call and give them your order ahead of time."
"They weren't kidding about the spicy! Level five was already pretty fiery. And this is from a seasoned spicy food veteran."