Heavy Kev

"Came here looking for rumpus but was unsucessful!"

"I only hang out at the classiest of establishment bitches"

"This place is kind of exotic on Friday evenings"

"I cant understand a god damn thing these fucks are saying to me"

"I swear some homeless crack head lives in the hallway here. And why does it smell like buduccy?"

"Word on the street is the polish sausage here is to die for"