"Woo a whole two percent off my purchase. Gee thanks"
"Ask Steve to do a card trick. He's the best and will blow your mind!"
"So many people talking about bad service an it being crowded but that's cause you're going at the busiest time of the day. Go for lunch and everything is absolutely perfect! Favorite place ever!"
"The service is very slooooooow. I've been here an hour and still haven't gotten my food and it's not crowded at all."