"Wow. Asked if I wanted sour cream. I said sure. Got the bill and they charged me 1.80 for it. Wow."
"Called in a food order at 7:40. Told me it would be ready in 20 minutes. Been standing here since 8:00. It's now 8:25. Service kinda stinks, but I keep coming back."
"Place is great. Service is slooooow. Get your stopwatches out."
"This place has great food and atmosphere. Service is notoriously slow. It's one of those places where you start to time how long it takes for a server to notice you."
"One more place I'm mayor"
"Best sandwich in town. Get the super sicilian."