"Sadly Mo-Town is no longer a shopping worthy local. This Century 21 has outdated product with slow turnover and the handful of other stores are for tacky 40-something housewives."
"Welcome to the fourth circle of hell!"
"Welcome to beautiful Verona, be sure to stroll our jog through our gorgeous park!"
"Avoid these deceptive cheats. They keep getting more expensive and now it costs more to pay with credit than cash."
"Great spot to have lunch in the sun while people watching."
"Kings is overpriced for their nonperishables, but their fresh produce is holds supremacy over every other big box market."