"You best be pettin' Boots and Emmett or face the wrath of their claws..."
"Bring your own chair... There's no place to sit in this quaint little laundromat!"
"Omg crisscross seasoned fries! Get em and a milkshake."
"Jazz, jazz and more jazz."
"Always a flowing supply of beer and liquor here"
"Great place for grad students"