"Decent food and great beers."
"Nicest agents I've ever met at a united club."
"If you need to take a shower and the shower attendant is not at the desk, you might have to go looking for them by the showers."
"Prepare to wait at least an hour in you want to take a shower on Monday morning."
"Great showers after a long flight."
"Don't order room service here if you want to eat. You'll wait an hour and it will never come."