Leif Pettersen

"Horrendously organized. One must go up to get down. Signs lead to locked doors. The map is useless."

"Beware: depending on who's in the kitchen "medium" spicy can range from zero spice to "oh God, oh God, I'm going to die.""

"Remarkably pleasant for an airport hotel. Staff great. Bed decent. Restaurant food better than average."

"Everything Omelet here will cure anything. Hangovers, malaria, polio, anything."

"10am on a Monday, driver's license renewal took less than 15 minutes. Avoid lunch and process is swift."

"Really good. Enormous portions. A "large" is three meals. Also, "hot" is Minnesota hot. Aim high if you want real spice."