"Brussel sprouts are ridic!!"
"Terrible service. I was able to type this tip in the 15 minutes I was waiting for my check."
"They have cheap beer and wine. Awesome."
"New puppy named Pixar! He is cute, but deadly!!"
"Might be the most unpleasant and unhelpful grocery store I've ever been to"
"Be sure to meet the short adorable hilarious girl who lives here. Especially if you are a single gent over 25."