"Get on the train well before the d"
"This resort is a pale imitation of the Six Senses Ninh Van Bay in Vietnam, but it's half the price so can't really complain. Try a midnight dip in the outdoor bathtub looking up at the stars, lovely!"
"The desk on the right as you go into the office is for white people. Just put your head around the door and you'll get served straight away. Unless you're skin isn't white, obviously."
"The hot chocolate from the vending machines is quite good."