"Brooklyn Lager is cheaper here than at bars in Brooklyn. But you should really just get a delightfully creative cocktail."
"Try the husmansskost! Delicious, unpretentious, and a great deal."
"They clearly don't want business. Last night, there was a table for 4 free but "unavailable" due to a res long after. Among the many, many tables for 2 free, they refused to let us put two together."
"I met a really cute boy here a while back and now we're engaged!"
"May be dangerous to note that they will ship. Also, the staff recommendations are usually spot on."
"Get here early because they might run out of your favorite cut. Or don't, so there's more for me."