"They also have a dog that chases bears."
"Great place. Squeezed us in on a cross country trip."
"I know people are like, "Nachos? Okay, whatever." No! These nachos are the best nachos you have ever had. Order them. Eat them. Try to disagree. Just try."
"The chicken nachos are great. Sit at the bar and send your wife to the spa next door."
"You are at an airport bar, grin and bear it about prices. Also, they are going to check your ID. Yes, you are 80... Haha. No. Just have it out."