"You can't choose your neighbours ."
"Take a tape measure , you'll get a shock !!"
"Avoid beach on sunny Sundays full of drunks from a far ."
"Don't buy bottled here , 4 quid for Smirnoff ice ."
"Don't gamble when having a drink . As i found to my cost , nice place tho !"
"Quite dissapointed with the food here. Little to choose on main menu and carvery wasnt as hot as it should be."